Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Next Survivor Series!

Six married men will be dropped of on a desert island with 1 car and 4 kids each.

Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance lessons.

There will be no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his own kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, clean, do laundry and basically run the household.

The men only have access to television when all the chores are done and the kids are asleep.

The men must shave their legs daily, and must always be in full makeup, which they must apply themselves.

They must attend all PTA meetings, clean up after their sick children at 3:00am, make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker and get a 4year old to eat their peas.

The kids will vote the men off the island, depending on their performance.

The last man wins ONLY if he has time to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice!

And the last man standing gets to play the game over and over again for the next 18 - 25 years, eventually earning him the right to be called MOTHER!

15 comments:

Gloria said...

You know if they actually put this on TV the rating would go through the roof. I would love to see this ! lol I am going to link your post I have to share this with everyone woman I know.

thanks for sharing...good one!

Amanda Fall - PersistentGreen said...

LOL! This is fantastic. And I don't even have kids yet. ;) I know of several people who should have this on their fridge...

Snowbell said...

I don't have kids either but I know exactly where you're coming from :). Maybe you should send that to TV stations and see they don't want to make a reality show out of this idea???

knotshop said...

Well needed chuckle over this!

Mamta said...

I guess I'm lucky. My husband shares all the work with me.Don't have any kids yet. But this sounds the right situation in most of the household world over. Really witty story,especially the part about shaving legs.He He

I'm going to share this with my male/female friends.

Nina said...

That is soo funny! I wish they would create a show like that. Great post

Amie McCracken said...

Would be great show, but my husband shares all that so I feel loved. And he doesn't care about the legs.

PeanutandTommy said...

LOL, CrochetGal, this is too funny. I would watch that show every week!

Sleepy Moon Design said...

hehe! That's great!

Hola!Design said...

haha! this is so funny!

Erin said...

This is sooo funny. Great notes. It is hot here in No Cal, but not that hot!

Keith said...

Hahahaha! Nice! Sounds like my life, but I only have two kids! :)

RavenWrenDesigns said...

Okay, that's hilarious!

Snowcatcher said...

Thanks for a great laugh! Wonderful idea!

VISART - DaLi Designs said...

Superrrrrrrrrr!
LOL, loved it!