Monday, December 14, 2009

'Twas the Night before Christmas..





'Twas the night before Christmas and all around me
There was unfinished crocheting not under the tree,
The stockings weren't hung by the chimney with care'
Cause the heels and the toes had not a stitch there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
But I had not finished the caps for their heads.
Dad was asleep---he was no help at all.
And the sweater for him was 6" too small.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I put down my hook to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash.
Tripped over my yarn and fell down in my stash.

The tangle of yarn that lay deep as the snow
Reminded me how far I still had to go.
When out on the lawn I heard such a noise,
I was sure it would wake up both Dad and the boys.

And although I was tired--my brain a bit thick,
I knew in a moment that it must be St Nick.
Yet what I heard left me very perplex-ed
For nothing I heard was what I expect-ed.

"Move Rowan! Move Patons! Move Koigu and Clover!
Move Shelridge! Move Starmore! Move Spinrite! Move over!
Lopi, don't circle around, just stand there in line.
Pay attention you sheep and you'll work out just fine!
I know this is hard as it's just your first year
But I'd hate to go back to 8 tiny reindeer."

I peered over the sill. What I saw was amazing:
Eight wooly sheep on my lawn all a-grazing!
And then in a twinkle, I heard at the door
Santa's big boots stomping on the porch floor.

I rose from my knees and got back on my feet.
As I turned around, St Nick I did meet.
He was dressed all in wool from his head to his toe
And his clothes were hand crochet from above to below.

A bright Fair Isle sweater he wore on his back.
And his toys were all stuffed in an Aran crochet sack.
His hat was a wonder of bobbles and lace
A beautiful frame for his rosy red face.

The scarf on his neck could have stretched for a mile,
And the socks peeking over his boots were Argyle.
On the back of his mitts was an intricate cable.
And suddenly on one I spotted a small label:

"S.C." in duplicate on the cuff. So I asked,
"Hey, Nick, did YOU crochet all this stuff?"
He proudly replied, "Ho, ho, ho, yes I did.
I learned how to crochet when I was just a kid."

He was chubby and plump, a well dressed old man,
And I laughed to myself, for I'd thought up a plan.
I flashed him a grin and jumped up in the air,
And the next thing he knew, he was tied to a chair.

He spoke not a word, but looked down in his lap
Where I had laid my crochet hook and yarn for a cap.
He began then to crochet, first one cap then 2--
For the first time I thought I might really get through.

He put heels in the stockings and toes in some socks,
While I sat back drinking a scotch on the rocks.
Quickly like magic his hooks they flew,
Good Grief! He was finished by two!

He sprang for his sleigh when I let him go free,
And over his shoulder he looked back at me.
I heard him explain as he sailed past the moon,
"Next year, start your crocheting sometime around JUNE!"


15 comments:

Hellie said...

Love it Love it Love it No more to say Thankyou Hellie x

Mamta said...

Ho Ho Ho. I wish I could call the Santa and ask him to do all my crocheting in June.

Such a funny one. Thanks for making me laugh.

Mamta said...

Ho Ho Ho, I wish I could call my Santa in June and ask him to do all my crocheting for the year.

MaritimeArts said...

Very good! You are very creative.Happy Holidays!

kismet1990 said...

This is awesome! Thanks for the laugh!! I think I need to start my crocheting in January for Christmas gifts - I've tried June and it still never gets finished. lol ;)

Just be happy! said...

I love this time of year!

Made by Melissa said...

haha! I love it!

Sarah said...

Absolutely hysterical! Now, if we could just stay awake to grab Santa!

RT'd it on Twitter, btw!

monica said...

How wonderfully funny! My friends and I on Ravelry are starting a Christmas 2010 club where we are going to work on one project a month till Christmas so we have stuff done in time! :)

Suzanne@threepeats said...

Delightful message!

capecodjewel said...

Ho Ho Ho... LOL LOL LOL! :)

Kelly | Purple Lemon Designs said...

Love this! So very cute. Thanks for sharing!

jbcrochetdelights said...

I love this? Will Santa really finish my projects? PLEASSSSSEEEE.

Linda B said...

Adorable.

Marianne's Musings said...

How original and catchy you creative hooker,
You've taught me a lesson I will remember!
I'm starting already to use up my stash,
For next Christmas I certainly don't want to crash.
But if I delay and forget what Santa taught,
I'll have my wine, hook, yarn and rope ready,
So at my house he'll be caught :0)

Thank you for sharing such a wonderful gift of laughter!
Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year! IT'S MANDATORY :0)